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The WIPaholic’s 12 step program

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[LIST=1][*]We admit we are powerless against our WIPs—that they hold our muse—and our hard drives hostage.[*]We believe something greater than ourselves—the revision process and editing that comes with it—[I]can[/I] and [I]will[/I] restore our sanity.[*]We have made the choice to give our lives over to the care of our Muse.[*]We will cease extensively researching and move forward with the revision process so that our WIP will one day grace the desk of our dream agent.[*]We have admitted to ourselves, and our fellow writers, our flaws—and will make a conscious effort not to indulge our WIP obsession until we have made at least one submission.[*]We acknowledge that we are ready to move forward and tackle our enormous pile of WIPs—by focusing on them [I]one[/I] at a time.[*]We offer chocolate, caffeine, and other indulgent gifts to our muse in exchange for urging us onward toward our publication goal.[*]We have made a list of the WIPs being neglecting, and are now willing to make amends.[*]We will continue to move forward with our neglected WIPs, admitting freely when the urge to start another surfaces.[*]We will, through chocolate and coffee, improve our relationship with our muse, begging for her/his knowledge and guidance.[*]We will not make excuses.[*]We will, having had an awakening of epic proportions due to these steps, go forth and spread this message to all other WIPaholics.[/LIST]

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  1. Leslie Dow -
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    OK, I'm at step 5.......no wait....step 4........
  2. tonyeclose@hotmail.com -
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    I now know the cause of the expaning torso...step 7...the chocolate and caffeine to appease the muse. Oh, woe is me. The curse of step 3!
  3. George Allwynn -
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    I FLOVED this list!

    So sad, so true - but still... it tickled my muse and I snorted 7up on the keyboard....

    You are too kewl!
  4. Heather Howland -
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    Someone REALLY needs to tattoo rule #6 somewhere really visible (to me) on my body. Hell, on the bodies of everyone I see on a daily basis too so that I don't lose direction. I have SIX active WIPs (as well as three inactive WIPs I plan to finish someday). You know what I was thinking about an hour ago (when I should have been busying myself getting to page 75 of Impure or, at the very least, trying to work on Flawed)?? Hmmm... I really miss Morrigan and my Forsaken book. Maybe I should pull that one out and...

    Someone shoot me now. If there were elected officials for WIPaholics Anonymous, I'd be president. Or the VP at the very least.

    At least I've gotten past rule 5. I've submitted! I am working with an agent!! Of course, I'll never SIGN with said agent unless I can accept rule 6 and finish the revision she wants...

    ::sigh::
  5. Mel King -
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    love this list... okay so i'm guilty of a few things on this list.... baby steps right... So will start with Step 1 and work my way through... this could take a while lol
  6. mizggd2334 -
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    Help! I need a tough sponsor! Loved the 12 steps! I've been stuck on #4 for tooooo long!
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  7. Anastasia V. Pergakis -
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    Wow. I love this list! Oh and Heather - don't feel bad about all your WIPs. I have 17 of them! (And that doesn't include the ideas that haven't been started yet mkay?) *hangs head in shame* And I haven't submitted anything yet either so -- you are way ahead of me girl!
  8. Joni M. Fisher -
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    Hi, my name is Joni and I'm a writer....I've been addicted since age 10. Thanks for the painfully true blog on our state of being. We never recover, we are only in re-submission.
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